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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

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1. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-05-06 average 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-05-06 Pub. Date: 2019-05-06
Image Number: 177553
Caption: Candidate Time Machine. Yes, the GOP is waging total war on Democracy, but I'll reach across the aisle like it's 1992! Die. I am tall, skinny, and youthful, and if you squint hard enough, you can pretend it's 2008 and I'm Barack Obama. Yeah, the average Trump voter had an income around $70,000 and was pretty much a soft, Viagra-popping suburban dad. But I will win those white working-class guys in diners from 2016! We represent the year 2064, when America finally listens to w - And that's the latest from the campaign trail! Back to you, Bob!
     
2. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-12-27 average 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-12-27 Pub. Date: 2018-12-27
Image Number: 175655
Caption: Starve the Beast. Hey, American consumers! Did you know your hard-earned dollars are funding corporate waste? They are? CEO's now make 361 times the average worker. Doesn't sound very lean, mean, and efficient to me! Drawn to scale. CEO toe. Worker. Expense accounts! Private jets! First-class travel! High-priced motivational speakers! Corporate retreats! All of it thick slabs of pork paid for by you! Funny how I don't bump into many schoolteachers here ... Time to trim the fat, don't you think? As I like to say, I don't want to abolish bloated, corrupt corporations ... I just want to shrink them down to the size where I can drown them in a bathtub.
     
3. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-30 average 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-30 Pub. Date: 2017-06-30
Image Number: 160142
Caption: Cults of America. This week: The Market Liberation Army. The M.L.A. is led by the charismatic Charles Mansion, who claims to channel the late economist Milton Friedman. Free your trade and your soul will follow! Members live in a compound called Dow-Jonestown, where they are indoctrined with market fundamentalism. How do we know what to do, O chosen one? Talk to the hand ... the invisible hand! Let it lift your spirit and guide you in the ways of the holy profits. They develop paranoia about those on the outside. The evil minions of the anti-hand are everywhere. We must fight their public schools and post offices! These raiments made from Wall Street Journal editorial pages will protect us from their Socialism rays! Tyranny of the Poor. Reagan lives. Any skepticism is quickly quashed. I've been thinking bad thoughts, o chose one ... like maybe we should do something about global warm - Hush! The market works in mysterious ways. But it will always love you.
     
4. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-05-08 average 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-05-08 Pub. Date: 2017-05-08
Image Number: 158062
Caption: Freedom to be SCREWED. 2017 edition. For years, patriotic Americans fought the Affordable Care Act. Health mandates are tyranny! Give me death or give me death! They organized and elected the "Freedom Caucus" to congress. The tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of those seeking affordable colonoscopies. Clap! Clap! And lo, a new plan emerged. Yes, the 400 richest Americans will get an average tax cut of $7 million while you might lose coverage. But their health will trickle down to everyone. AHCA. Now we know why they called it it the Tea Party. Because herbal remedies are all you'll be able to afford. Sugar?
     
5. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-09 average 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-09 Pub. Date: 2015-03-09
Image Number: 124181
Caption: Hey, Caucasians! Angered by the way "racial preferences" make things unequal? Here's how you can beat the system! First, apply to college as a legacy. Hmm … I don't know. This kid is an average student, but his father and grandfather are alumni … and they're doctors! I think his money will fit in just fine! Office of Admissions. After graduation, while the other suckers are sending out resumes, you tap into the old boy network.* Dartvard University. Yo brah, it's Matt. Can you, like, hook me up with a job? Matty! Chug-a-lug! Sure thing, dude! Guess what? My boss is also a Deke! *Nepotism also works. Schmooze your way to the top over the years by charming like-minded business cronies. Ha ha! I like your style, Matty! How'd you like to come work for me? I'll set you up with a sweet package! Speakin' of sweet packages, check out the rack on this little number! Knockers Bar & Grille. Finally, have kids and repeat the process over and over and over ... Madison, Hunter, you'll be up against some tough odds, what with all these special privileges for minorities ... But your daddy will make sure merit prevails in the end!
     
6. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-30 average 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-30 Pub. Date: 2011-11-30
Image Number: 89007
Caption: Slowpoke. Starve the Beast. Hey, American consumers! Did you know your hard-earned dollars are funding corporate waste? They are? CEOs now make 343 times the average worker. Doesn't sound very lean, mean, and efficient to me! Drawn to scale. CEO toe. Worker. Expense accounts! Private jets! First-class travel! High-priced motivational speakers! Corporate retreats! All of it thick slabs of pork paid for by you! Funny how I don't bump into any schoolteachers here ... Time to trim the fat, don't you think? As I like to say, I don't want to abolish bloated, corrupt corporations ... I just want to shrink them down to the size where I can drown them in the bathtub.
     
7. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 average 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92340
Caption: Slowpoke. Factoid Fun. This week: spotlight on John Edward's hair! Brought to you by … Smart Bombs TM. Breakfast Cereal. Smart Bombs. "Treat your cranium to depleted uranium!" From the "What's more wasteful?" dept. … The number of John Edwards' haircuts it takes to equal one Iraq war is 1.05 billion and counting. That's one haircut a week for the next 20 million years! The average human head has 100,000 hairs. This means John Edwards has fewer hairs than the number of people who have died in Darfur! Cross-section of Edwards' scalp. Genocide. If John Edwards' hair had been President for the past few years, the country would be in BETTER SHAPE THAN IT IS NOW! Should we escalate in Iraq, sir? I'll take your silence as a "no." You know, we could fire U.S. attorneys who don't abuse their power. Er - or not. Tip o' the pen to Scott J.
     
8. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-09-18 average 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-09-18 Pub. Date: 2006-09-18
Image Number: 86623
Caption: Slowpoke. Kneejerkin'. Welcome back to "Late Night With Mr. Perkins." Let's play a little game I call "Kneejerkin'," in which I try to get average Americans to oppose their own beliefs. Here comes one now! Hello, sir. Do you prefer food that does not contain poison? Hell yeah! Would you eat organic food? I ain't no flower-sniffer, buddy. Score. Excuse me, ma'am. Do you support universal health care? Oh yes, that would be nice. Do you want insurance provided by a government bureaucracy? DAMN GUV'MINT CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! Score again! Hi there. Should we regulate pollution and protect national parks. Yes. We must think of our children. Are you an environmentalist? I hate those smelly tree-huggers! Three for three. Next week: Kneejerkin' in Hackensack!
     
9. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 average 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 92676
Caption: Slowpoke. Earn Your Vote! The Supreme Court recently rejected Vermont's campaign finance law, once again ruling that money is a form of "free speech." The more money you have, the more speech you get. It’s the law! But why stop there? Clearly the next logical step is to assign personhood based on income! Since the average CEO makes 821 times the minimum wage, CEO's shall count as full persons and minimum wage workers as 1/821 person - about the size of a little toe. $4,228/hr. 1 vote. $5.15/hr. 1/821 vote. Slimebold TM has already developed a voting machine prototype that uses the new system. Just enter your social security number ... The machine retrieves your income tax return and assigns you a fraction. It's that simple! SS#. Income: $21,400. Personhood: 1/411. Slimebold. Sure, some might protest. Bit that would be class warfare. Earning your vote: It's the American way!
     
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