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1. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-09-02 Canada 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-09-02 Pub. Date: 2018-09-02
Image Number: 173936
Caption: Strange Bedfellows Department: Trump Endorses Ted Cruz. Hey! Look. I'm endorsing lyin' Ted Cruz! And I'm endorsed by a pathological liar! What could be better? Maybe you can fix things up in Canada, you Canuck. Sure. Soon as you fix things up with Stormy Daniels! Hah! Sure hope his father doesn't try to bump me off like he did JFK. Better send some money to the failing National Enquirer. National Inquirer. Let's go look in Mr. Pecker's safe. Oh! Dear! Just so long s you promise to vote against impeachment! And I'm way cuter than Putin.
     
2. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-06-14 Canada 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-06-14 Pub. Date: 2018-06-14
Image Number: 172307
Caption: Turns Out There Actually Is a Special Place in hell for Canadians! (Good news, eh?) Yes, this is the Canadian corner, but unluckily you are just an American. Your file Today. Poutine $1. Novi $2. Ice cold Molson. Imported. Montreal 3. I (heart) BC.
     
3. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-06-03 Canada 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-06-03 Pub. Date: 2018-06-03
Image Number: 172124
Caption: Trump Tell Justin Trudeau that Canada Could be a US Security Risk. That's right, Pierre, Canadian steel and aluminum could destroy America … but check with me in the morning. It all could be different.
     
4. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-08-24 Canada 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-08-24 Pub. Date: 2017-08-24
Image Number: 162077
Caption: History Doesn't Repeat Itself, But It Rhymes.* Historic marker. Underground Railroad. Slaves from the south used this route fleeing to Canada. Later … undocumented workers used this route fleeing to Canada. *Attributed to Mark Twain.
     
5. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 Canada 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
6. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-10-21 Canada 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-10-21 Pub. Date: 2015-10-21
Image Number: 134266
Caption: Canadian Liberals Sweep Election. So I guess now that the liberals are in you Muslims can wear your niqab anytime you want. Niqab, hell, I'm tryin' to keep my ears warm. Bus stop … if it starts.
     
7. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-09-01 Canada 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-09-01 Pub. Date: 2015-09-01
Image Number: 132044
Caption: Scott Walker Says He'll Pus a Wall Between US and Canada. I'll do it! Secure our borders!! Whatever Trump says I'll do more! Woop! Wow! Zowie! Sir … Sir? Sir, You're scaring my horse. RCMP.
     
8. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-05-12 Canada 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-05-12 Pub. Date: 2015-05-12
Image Number: 127359
Caption: Some in Texas Begin to Question Ted Cruz. Well, here's whut ah wanna know. If Ted Cruz is so all-fired smart, how come he ain't the President of Canada? Dam' good question. Thet is a daym good question!
     
9. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-01-10 Canada 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-01-10 Pub. Date: 2015-01-10
Image Number: 121648
Caption: New Approved Pipeline Route. China or wherever. XL Pipeline. Approved pipeline route. Canada. Washington. Mitch's office. Wherever. Who cares? Sen. McConnell. Small bills.
     
10. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-12-07 Canada 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-12-07 Pub. Date: 2014-12-07
Image Number: 120171
Caption: Political Enthusiasm for the Pipeline Cools as Price of Oil Dives. Those liars! They told me the price of oil wouldn't go down!
     
11. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-02-03 Canada 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-02-03 Pub. Date: 2014-02-03
Image Number: 107257
Caption: Don't Worry, the Oil Will Get Through Somehow. Keystone. Oil.
     
12. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-08-22 Canada 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-08-22 Pub. Date: 2013-08-22
Image Number: 100920
Caption: Ted Cruz. United States Senator, R-TX. Dear Canada, I hereby renounce my Canadian citizenship. Yours truly, Ted Cruz. T. Cruz. Canada. Dear Senator Cruz, Thanks. Canada.
     
13. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-05-22 Canada 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-05-22 Pub. Date: 2012-05-22
Image Number: 81285
Caption: The Bain Approach to Government. First let's look at non-performing assets. We sell off Rhode Island, pink slip everyone. Next we do a lease-buyback deal with Canada for the Mississippi River. Then we start talking to China for a stock-split option with carryovers on Alaska on North Korea if they stop making bombs. We do a straight cash deal with Japan to buy Hawaii and plow the money into a LBO for Mexico. We flip Mexico to the Koch Brothers and take options on the tortilla biz. There's millions in it. Sure, some people will get hurt ... but that's the market for you. ... Amber waves of Bain ...
     
14. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-02-07 Canada 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-02-07 Pub. Date: 2012-02-07
Image Number: 76297
Caption: Canadians (otherwise known as the nicest people in the world) Led astray by Tough-guy Prime Minister Stephen Harper. So, we must fight the evil Americans who will try to rob us of our God-given rights to get rich with the Chinese! How dare they?! Etc. I love to have Mr. Harper over. he makes me feel so much nicer by comparison ... Made in China.
     
15. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-19 Canada 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-19 Pub. Date: 2012-01-19
Image Number: 75693
Caption: Entre Amis. Just think! A pipeline between friends. Someday you will learn who your real friends are… China.
     
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