... of the Deal p. 46. Porn star sues you, just distract. Read chaptur 19 for details. D. Trump's Art of the Deal p.47. Chapter 19: North Korea. 1. You insult & threaten them. 2. They accelerate NUKE program response. 3. Insult & threaten them. 4. They develop ICBM. 5. You give their evil dictator a nickname. 6. Dictator wants legitimacy, proposes meeting. 7. You JUMP at the chance, convincing dictators everywhere they must have nukes too. Big win!!!
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How to Look as Guilty as Possible for Dummies. By Donald J. Trump. Section 6 -- Cozy up to an enemy state: Publicly ask an enemy state to hack your opponent. Praise that enemy state's tyrannical dictator repeatedly. Have several members of our team hold clandestine meetings with operatives of that state. Have them all lie about that. If you son bragged about how much of your businesses' funding came from that state, refuse to show your tax returns so you can't disprove it. Hire a known stooge of that enemy state as your National Security Advisor. Ask FBI Director to go easy on that stooge. After that director asks for more money to investigate you people's ties to the enemy state, FIRE HIM. Brag to agents of that state about how firing the director will take the heat off you. Issue a veiled threat to that director after Congress asks him to testify. When he finally does testify, schedule a speech at exactly the same time, to give the appearance you're trying to distract from his testimony. Continued on next page ...