What idiot thought we needed the mockingbirds of the press to liberate the Iraqnids? Press. Our hawks are soooo big and strong! They're doing everything right! I'll take credit if no one else does, sir.
Ahem. You must have zee allies before attacking zee Iraqnids. Here's a list of our many allies. Hmmmâ€¦ Anyone other than Halliburton, General Dynamics and most of zee major oil companies? Who else is there?