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1. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-06-17 for sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-17 Pub. Date: 2019-06-17
Image Number: 178191
Caption: The House is Too Damn Big. From the WSJ: Wealthy retirees are having trouble selling their oversized houses … because younger buyers don't want them. When are today's kids going to grow up and buy my 7,500 square foot fantasy Tuscan villa? For sale. Economic trends are partly to blame. Uh ... Maybe after I pay off my student loans I could afford, like, a bathroom? You'd better pay those off - I own the student loan company! It's a trophy home. I thought you liked getting trophies. This is 20 miles from town and has a Godzilla-sized carbon footprint. A carbon what? Fortunately, there is a solution! I don't own a car. No problem. I'm an Uber driver! Freelance Flats. Gig economy workers only.
     
2. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-30 for sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-30 Pub. Date: 2016-05-30
Image Number: 144090
Caption: Intelligence Tests of Our Times. Earbud detangling. Crap. Grocery store math games. 89¢ each. Sale! 10 for $10. Cush Tush. Ti-D Bum. Guess I'd better buy ten of these! Easter egg hunting. I've clicked on the giraffe head five times and I still can't find it! Stoopid Safari 2. Menu. Language. Special features. Try highlighting the language menu, pressing right, then hitting enter on the guinea hen. Dishwasher Tetris. Nope ... nope ... nope ... aha!
     
3. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-14 for sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-14 Pub. Date: 2015-12-14
Image Number: 136693
Caption: Mr. and Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2015. Death Star-Shaped Christmas Hams are here! What to get for Auntie Perkins? Anything NOT Star Wars-themed! Limited Edition "Scent of Yoda" aromatherapy candles. How about - never mind. Sale! Star Wars Vader Graters. There's always jewelry! Wait, these aren't pearl earrings - these are tiny BB-8 droids! May I help you? Is there nothing here that's not a movie tie-in? Mall security. I'm afraid you'll have to leave, ma'am.
     
4. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-05-11 for sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-05-11 Pub. Date: 2015-05-11
Image Number: 126968
Caption: Science for $ale. So this exists at the Smithsonian: The David H. Koch Hall of Human Origins. The exhibit suggests that humans can evolve their way out of danger from global warming. Future humans. Not to Smithsonian: Climate change is happening over decades. Let's do this with all our museums. The Jenny McCarthy Hall of Disease Eradication. Evolving out way to Measles resistance. Even better: Have a subatomic particle named after you for $30 million! The Trumpon. And don't worry about climate change - We'll soon have all-weather exoskeletons! This isn't so bad! David Koch CLXVII Jr. Jr.
     
5. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-12-17 for sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-12-18 Pub. Date: 2012-12-17
Image Number: 91398
Caption: Respect for the Deadly. Assault weapons legalized. Sale. NRA partnering with Alec to write gun laws. Punishing candidates who vote for gun regulation. Selective interpretation of 2nd amendment. A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state. Opposition to health care reform that might help mentally ill get treatment. Deth Panels. Mass shooting. Shane on anyone who politicizes this!
     
6. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-04-16 for sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-04-16 Pub. Date: 2011-04-16
Image Number: 89292
Caption: Slowpoke. Code Dependent. QR codes are everywhere these days, yet for people without Smartphones, they can seem like a secret handshake. Sigh. SALE! Scan with your phone for coupon. Café Pompous. Today's Special. Sigh. Sigh. Eventually. OKAY! OKAY! I'LL BUY A (cursing symbols) SMARTPHONE! ARGH! 5G Suavephones. Ready to buy? Scan here with your current phone!
     
7. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-01-01 for sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-01-01 Pub. Date: 2011-01-01
Image Number: 86645
Caption: Slowpoke. GOP Presidential hopeful Ron Paul recently offered his idea for helping those without health insurance. Neighbors and friends and churches will do it for us! Yes, there's nothing a church bake sale can't fix! Our Lady of Infinite Confection Church of God. "The Lord works in delectable ways." Why do we need a national health care plan when our neighbors can simply pitch in? I came to this city for my job, and then got laid off. Now my community is the cast of "Boardwalk Empire." I wonder if they'll chip in for my surgery. It's life as it should be: Survival of those with the most Facebook friends! Hey everyone, please contribute to my new Kickstarter project, "Dave's bone marrow transplant." If you cough up $1000 for my hip replacement! WARNING: May lead to mutually-assured destitution.
     
8. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-07-11 for sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-07-11 Pub. Date: 2010-07-11
Image Number: 90127
Caption: Slowpoke. Unemployment Solved! Senate Candidate Sharron Angle (R-NV) says unemployment benefits are spoiling workers. Economic Advice. 5 cents. They should just go out and get entry-level jobs! DUH! The Fruit Loop is in. Never mind that there are currently five job seekers for every opening. The obvious solution? Hire five workers for each position. May we take your order? $1.45/hr each. Of course, they'll only have 1/5 the purchasing power of a whole employee ... But they'll get by! Fractional TV Sale! SO-SO BUY. Your affordable partial-product superstore. Free 1/5 remote with purchase. And the idea will spread ... Here in Greece, we have ZERO unemployment! Welcome to the Acropolis! I'm Demetri, your tour guide!
     
9. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-04-13 for sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-04-13 Pub. Date: 2009-04-13
Image Number: 91011
Caption: Slowpoke. Small Business Meets The Virtual Vortex. In the beginning, you did your work, and it was good. 4-course meals on a stick. A dozen by noon? You got it. Then you needed a website. Ta-da! 4-course-meals-on-a-stick.com. But that wasn't enough. You needed a blog. This week I'm offering two meals on a stick for the price of one! PUBLISH! Blogger. Next, you needed to join social networking sites to point people to your blog. New blog post about my big sale! http://tinyurl.com/ctd9dq. Then - how to find new friends to follow your social networking feeds? Join UBERFRIENDER, of course! Add uberfriend? Yes. No. With web 2.0 getting so crowded, a new site allows you to post "PLORKS" linking only to your most important updates. Don't miss my tweet from 11:27 today! Plorker. Eventually ... Wait a minute ... I forget what I do for a living!! Meanwhile, in a spacecraft hovering above Earth: HA HA! The humans will soon cease all productive activity and then we can invade!
     
10. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-07-07 for sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-07-07 Pub. Date: 2008-07-07
Image Number: 91243
Caption: Slowpoke. Intelligence Tests of Our Times. Earbud Detangling. Crap. Grocery Store Math Games. 89 cents each. SALE! 10 for $10! Guess I'd better buy ten of these! DVD Easter Egg Hunting. I've clicked on the giraffe head five times and I still can't find it! Stoopid Safari 2. Menu. Language. Special Features. Try highlighting the language menu, pressing right, then hitting enter on the guinea hen. Dishwasher Tetris. Nope ... Nope ... Nope ... AHA!
     
11. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 for sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92349
Caption: Slowpoke. Pop Culture Periscope. Today's topic: Skulls. Have you noticed that skulls are now everywhere? Used to be, they were reserved for the death-related … Fig. A. Toxic Waste. Fig. B. Metalhead. Hypocrisy. But now they've gone completely mainstream! Available at department stores. Sears Sale! Worn by pseudo-punk pop stars. Sweet-n-sassy heart and crossbones combo! Avril Lavigne. Be on the lookout for THIS: Baby's first death's head. Aw, we should send a print to grandma!
     
12. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 for sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92668
Caption: Slowpoke. Anthropology of a Trend. It all began when the lead singer of the band Cyclopian Hippo appeared onstage with a sock hanging mysteriously from his pocket. Within days, hipsters around the city were sporting the new look. We are surrounded by sockless people. Cattle. Clothing manufacturers quickly seized the opportunity. This week we roll out the brand new Levis Sockpocket TM - the jeans that come with a sock pre-attached! The nation's malls filled with pre-attached sock-wearing pubescents. Omigod, that guy's sock is in his left picket! That means he's gay! Hee! Hee! Hee! Hee! Food Court. The style eventually saturated the mainstream, where it was taken to grotesque lengths. Now on sale at All*Mart. NFL TM. Cargo Sockpants. A sock for every team! Hipsters, recoiling in horror, detach their socks and begin wearing sausage link necklaces. Look at all these sock-dangling dorks. Weenies.
     
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