I Hate Soccer Guy. While it's possible that someone could appreciate multiple sports - football, baseball, basketball, and even soccer - all at once, this guy is closed-minded, unworldly and unrefined, with a tough guy attitude towards the sport that the rest of the world calls "football."
Karl Wimer Financial Cartoons
Osama Grinch Laden. The Grinch hated the Whos! And the more the Grinch though of the Who's growing influence the more the Grinch thought, "I must stop the whole nuisance!" Then he got an idea! An awful idea! I'll murder a bunch of Whos on September eleven, wait a few years then slaughter more on July seven! "Pooh-pooh to the Whos!" he was grinch-ish-ly humming. They're finding out now that no security is coming! They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do! Their mouths will hang open a minute or two then all the Who's will cry BOO-HOO!" So he paused. And the Grinch put a hand to his ear. And he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started low. Then it started to grow. But the sound was entirely sad! Why, this sound sounded hopeful (albeit a bit mad)! It couldn't be so! The Whos were determined to carry on as they had!