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1. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-05-13 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-05-13 Pub. Date: 2019-05-13
Image Number: 177638
Caption: Trumpopoly. The fast-dealing properly trading game. Baltic Avenue. Water Works. Income Tax. Go to jail. New York Avenue. Melania Gardens. Short Line of credit. Board Walk.
     
2. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-04-15 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-04-15 Pub. Date: 2019-04-15
Image Number: 177275
Caption: Trump Threatens to Send Asylum Seekers to Sanctuary Cities. Y'know. I wouldn't mind spending some time in San Francisco. Sanctuary Bus Lines. ICE. Quiet … San Francisco.
     
3. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-01-18 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-01-18 Pub. Date: 2019-01-18
Image Number: 175912
Caption: Kurds in the Way. So we came up with a humorous line on the Syria situation. You say we had the situation under control but the Kurds got in the way. What? A little humor to alleviate the tension. Like the poem - Miss Muffet was eating her curds and whey. Sitting on her tuffet. Her tuffet? What's she look like, this Muffet woman? Cute? Nice tuffet? Nice young tuffet? No ... uh. I wouldn't mind some good-looking young Muffet around here. Especially when I'm here all alone. Grab 'em by the tuffet, you know? But ... So good idea. Send over this Muffet honey. Sitting on her tuffet. Good one. She like hamburgers? Wait ... she ... ? 'Cause we got some hamburgers left over from those football players. I can't eat them all myself. What were you saying about Syria? Not that I care. M.
     
4. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-07-29 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-07-29 Pub. Date: 2018-07-29
Image Number: 173294
Caption: Poor Ivanka Has To Close Her Fashion Business. Little Sisters of Bedminster Consignment Shop. New. Used. Awful. Smith! Ms. Smith, you idiot! Ivanka. Mar-a-Lago Maintenance. Made in China. No collision. Jared. Ivanka style.
     
5. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-07-27 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-07-27 Pub. Date: 2018-07-27
Image Number: 173221
Caption: Front Lines in the Tariff Wars. We're from the White House. The President wants to know if you'd like to contribute to help the starving farmers. Plant closed due to tariffs. Questions see Helen Waite. Go to Helen Waite. Give.
     
6. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-11-13 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-11-13 Pub. Date: 2017-11-13
Image Number: 165140
Caption: Young (well… 30 years old) Roy. Hey there, sweet pea, y'all wanna take a ride with me and I'll learn y'all about Mary and Joseph?
     
7. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-05-14 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-05-14 Pub. Date: 2017-05-14
Image Number: 158242
Caption: Mr. McConnell and Mr. Ryan Search Their Trump Loyalty Pledges for Loopholes. Anything … ? Blow Whistle.
     
8. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
9. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-09 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-09 Pub. Date: 2017-03-09
Image Number: 155564
Caption: Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka and Jared on the High Wire. Real estate deals. For rent. Clothing line. Russia deals.
     
10. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-07 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-07 Pub. Date: 2017-03-07
Image Number: 155562
Caption: There's Your Proof! Ah! Hah!* *Former President Obama observed tapping the phone of President Trump, just as bold as brass! Mr. Obama was moonlighting for Con Ed, and was bad (or sick) at the time. But you want proof? Here it is. In cartoon form, drawn from eyewitness reports.
     
11. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-02-19 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-02-19 Pub. Date: 2017-02-19
Image Number: 154966
Caption: Annals of Upsuckery: Stephen Miller Now Wearing Ivanka. Fred's Discount.
     
12. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-01-01 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-01-01 Pub. Date: 2017-01-01
Image Number: 153022
Caption: Ivanka Clothes. Whaddya mean you don't have our size? We voted for her father! Mudville HS. Jell-O Wrestling Team.
     
13. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-11-27 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-11-27 Pub. Date: 2016-11-27
Image Number: 151709
Caption: Ivanka Is Troubled Because Her Designer Clothes and Accessories Aren't Selling. Now, you can't let things get you down. Think of Trump Airlines, Trump Men's Clothes, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump University, Trump Taj Mahal, Trump Casinos .. .and then sooner or later you get lucky!
     
14. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-31 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-31 Pub. Date: 2015-12-31
Image Number: 137510
Caption: The Secret Service and It's Discontents. Aw … come one … don't tell me somebody stole my badge and ID again! These terrorists gotta be stopped! And my liberry card, too? Aw, come on … I'd like to report a missing gun. The owner is a secret, and the type of gun is a secret, and could you please keep this a secret, too? Ok, so, we are guarding the ... uh ... the president of ... well, you know, and we are prepared to throw our bodies into the line of fire as soon as we figger out where he is. Shhh ... that's a secret, too.
     
15. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-18 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-18 Pub. Date: 2015-06-18
Image Number: 128849
Caption: Trump Hires Actors for Crowd at His Rally. You cheer and scream and applaud every line … Ok … What's my motivation. Rally tonite. Trump. 2016. Trump for President. 50 $.
     
16. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-11-18 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-11-18 Pub. Date: 2014-11-18
Image Number: 119499
Caption: Prince William and his wife visit the city hoping to get a real New York breakfast. I say, I'm you know, Prince Willian from over in the Youkay visiting your great city and that's my wife. She's a duchess. I'm going to have a baby. That's wonderful get in line. So what. Can we hurry this up? So where's yer freakin' crown? Hey, ma, it;s like the queen or somethin'. Ok, move along folks, nothin' to see here. Gimme a bagel with a schmear. Quawitz? Oy, a woman. Hey, I'm next. Sault heah please. Sault is very bad fuh you. Behind you. Beside you. To be or not to be.
     
17. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-05-07 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-05-07 Pub. Date: 2014-05-07
Image Number: 111187
Caption: Old Line GOP Flattens Tea Party in Primaries. Benghazi huggers! Communists! Tea Party. $.
     
18. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-04-07 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-04-07 Pub. Date: 2014-04-07
Image Number: 109987
Caption: Baseball Selfies. Here I am arriving safely at first after a game-changing line drive. Here I am making an unbelievable catch, snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. Here I am making an incredible call reflecting a quick eye and flawless judgment.
     
19. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-01-29 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-01-30 Pub. Date: 2014-01-29
Image Number: 107028
Caption: Football Below Zero. Could you ask him very politely if his hands are warm enough yet? Broncos.
     
20. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-05-02 line 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-05-02 Pub. Date: 2013-05-02
Image Number: 96705
Caption: The Thin Red line. Assad had killed my child! Poison gas? No? Ah, well, too bad. Looks legal to me … Nothing …
     
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