Everyone who gets a cut of the homeland security pork -- I mean work -- has to pledge allegiance. That's soo patriotic, Shady. Let's hear it. I pledge allegiance â€¦ to the Republican party and to the profits for which it stands. I'm feeling secure.
Hi! How's my loyal opposition? Shrub, we reject your rush to war. Quick, Shady! Give me our geopolitical and moral arguments. We'll make you look like pansies. Let's pretend to debate and we're in! That's why he's called "Dash".