Science for $ale. So this exists at the Smithsonian: The David H. Koch Hall of Human Origins. The exhibit suggests that humans can evolve their way out of danger from global warming. Future humans. Not to Smithsonian: Climate change is happening over decades. Let's do this with all our museums. The Jenny McCarthy Hall of Disease Eradication. Evolving out way to Measles resistance. Even better: Have a subatomic particle named after you for $30 million! The Trumpon. And don't worry about climate change - We'll soon have all-weather exoskeletons! This isn't so bad! David Koch CLXVII Jr. Jr.
Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Slowpoke. The Museum of Lost Formats. Nothing like old technology to give me that warm, tingly glow of nostalgia! Laserdisc. C. 1993. Betamax VCR. Best of Bread. Foghat. 8-tracks. Binary Slab. Renaissance - era Floppy. CD-ROM. USB Drive. 500 GB DATA Muon. Ah, a stroll down memory lane! It was all about shrinkage. "After the great audiophile revolt of 2011, consumers tossed their iPods and embraced the sheet physicality of giant vinyl. It sounded so much better! It was the golden age of cover art! Rolling Stones Still Struttin' 2 RPM. Luckily today we all have one of these babies which plays 96 different formats! Movie Pellet Funnel. The Godfather. Bob Dylan Telepathy Receiver. MP573 Port. Foreign Film Gel Receptacle.