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1. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-08-05 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-08-05 Pub. Date: 2019-08-05
Image Number: 178962
Caption: Shooter Manifesto. I'm tired of being called a racist. I just don't want brown people replacing me. No question, it's an invasion. They're taking over our back-to-school sales and garlic festivals! These are low IQ, violent criminals who don't respect the law. That's why I'm going to shoot as many as possible. While the Libs are busy playing the race card ... The mass shooting community is trying to keep America safe!
     
2. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-06-17 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-17 Pub. Date: 2019-06-17
Image Number: 178191
Caption: The House is Too Damn Big. From the WSJ: Wealthy retirees are having trouble selling their oversized houses … because younger buyers don't want them. When are today's kids going to grow up and buy my 7,500 square foot fantasy Tuscan villa? For sale. Economic trends are partly to blame. Uh ... Maybe after I pay off my student loans I could afford, like, a bathroom? You'd better pay those off - I own the student loan company! It's a trophy home. I thought you liked getting trophies. This is 20 miles from town and has a Godzilla-sized carbon footprint. A carbon what? Fortunately, there is a solution! I don't own a car. No problem. I'm an Uber driver! Freelance Flats. Gig economy workers only.
     
3. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-30 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-30 Pub. Date: 2016-05-30
Image Number: 144090
Caption: Intelligence Tests of Our Times. Earbud detangling. Crap. Grocery store math games. 89¢ each. Sale! 10 for $10. Cush Tush. Ti-D Bum. Guess I'd better buy ten of these! Easter egg hunting. I've clicked on the giraffe head five times and I still can't find it! Stoopid Safari 2. Menu. Language. Special features. Try highlighting the language menu, pressing right, then hitting enter on the guinea hen. Dishwasher Tetris. Nope ... nope ... nope ... aha!
     
4. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-14 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-14 Pub. Date: 2015-12-14
Image Number: 136693
Caption: Mr. and Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2015. Death Star-Shaped Christmas Hams are here! What to get for Auntie Perkins? Anything NOT Star Wars-themed! Limited Edition "Scent of Yoda" aromatherapy candles. How about - never mind. Sale! Star Wars Vader Graters. There's always jewelry! Wait, these aren't pearl earrings - these are tiny BB-8 droids! May I help you? Is there nothing here that's not a movie tie-in? Mall security. I'm afraid you'll have to leave, ma'am.
     
5. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-07 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-07 Pub. Date: 2015-12-07
Image Number: 136343
Caption: The Never-Ending Death Spiral. Mass shooting. Gun sales go up. New. Jiffydeath™ assault rifle. Operate from your phone! Better buy ten of these while I still can! Politicians ride wave of gun mania. I will not vote for background checks on Jiffydeaths! More guns leas to more suicides, accidental shootings, heat-of-the-moment killings. I ordered waffle fries, not curly fires! Bam! So we're doing nothing? No laws change.
     
6. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-05-11 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-05-11 Pub. Date: 2015-05-11
Image Number: 126968
Caption: Science for $ale. So this exists at the Smithsonian: The David H. Koch Hall of Human Origins. The exhibit suggests that humans can evolve their way out of danger from global warming. Future humans. Not to Smithsonian: Climate change is happening over decades. Let's do this with all our museums. The Jenny McCarthy Hall of Disease Eradication. Evolving out way to Measles resistance. Even better: Have a subatomic particle named after you for $30 million! The Trumpon. And don't worry about climate change - We'll soon have all-weather exoskeletons! This isn't so bad! David Koch CLXVII Jr. Jr.
     
7. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-11-24 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-11-24 Pub. Date: 2014-11-24
Image Number: 119533
Caption: Grandpa Perkins' Thanksgiving Tirade. Can you believe Obama and this immigration nonsense? I don't recognize this country anymore. When I was growing up, we lived in a small town where everyone knew everyone! You shopped at your neighbors' store! Now everything is made by foreigners ... and all those good jobs with family businesses are gone - thanks to immigrants! Where are you going? It's 6:00! Time to hit the pre-Black Friday sale at Krap-Mart!
     
8. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-14 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-15 Pub. Date: 2014-07-14
Image Number: 113970
Caption: Big Box O' Poverty. Krap-Mart wants cheaper gnomes, so no more bathroom breaks! Sale! Acme Garden Gnome. Welcome to Krap-Mart. You'll be part-time at $8.25 an hour. Food Stamps FAQ. You'll want this. Can't compete with gnomes that cost $3 less! Ye Old Mom & Pop Gnome and Troll Shoppe. Out of business. Guess I'll have to go work at Krap-Mart! Boycott Krap-Mart. But stuff here is cheap! Why do you want to hurt the poor?
     
9. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-12-09 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-12-10 Pub. Date: 2013-12-09
Image Number: 105091
Caption: Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2013. We could get Auntie Perkins a throw pillow. Hmm … contains carcinogenic flame retardants. Home Sweet Home. How about one of these gizmos? The Zart 5.2 is here! Those are assembled in Chinese sweatshops under brutal conditions. There's always clothing. Made by Bangladeshi garment workers whose factory collapsed on them. Some preserves? Non-organic strawberries are laden with pesticides. Strawberry. Surely this store will have something. Grandma's Giftplex. Actually, the owners are eccentric billionaires who support stoning gay people. We're looking for a store with well-paid employees who don't have to work holidays, that sells quality stuff that won't kill you and didn't harm the people who made it. Mall information. Security!
     
10. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-11-24 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-11-26 Pub. Date: 2013-11-24
Image Number: 104524
Caption: Black Friday is creeping ever earlier, with Kmart opening at 6am on Thanksgiving, and WalMart at 6pm. WalMart associates are really excited to work that day! Gnaw gnaw. Executive VP Duncan Mac Naughton (actual quote). But workers can still celebrate! Lord, thank you for these snack chips, and for the fact that this day will eventually be over. Turkitos. "Grab a bag of Thanksgiving!" Like so many aspects of American life, holidays have become 2-tiered. Thanksgiving premium. Family. Wine. Candlelight. Dressing the turkey. "Have another helping". Giving thanks. Thanksgiving basic. Co-workers. Red Bull. Fluorescent lights. Cleaning up dressing rooms. "How can I help you?" "Thanks for shopping". Soon, we'll tell the new story of Thanksgiving ... "On this day, we remember the Pilgrims who came in the ship-sized vehicles in search of a new world of discounted goods." Welcome! Greeted by native.
     
11. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-05-19 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-05-21 Pub. Date: 2013-05-19
Image Number: 97286
Caption: GAP'S REPUTATION COLLAPSE. Even after the recent garment factory collapse that killed 1,127 in Bangladesh, THE GAP - along with WALMART - refuses to sign a legally-binding agreement to improve safety conditions in the country. Cracks in the retailer's facade began to appear when making excuses about why it couldn't sign an enforceable measure. The U.S. is quite litigious. Heh-heh. KRRK! GAP. If warning signs are ignored, the brand could collapse, killing over 3,000 stores, including several hundred GAP KIDS and BABYGAPS. Ethical GAPS will remain open! The Ethical GAP. Sale! Death Polos. Steel-plated summer hats. Protection from sun, falling beams. As a Bangladeshi garment worker, what do you think of all this? I guess GAP just wants us to continue living in a BANANA REPUBLIC! Well, they DO own that.
     
12. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-03-11 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-03-12 Pub. Date: 2013-03-11
Image Number: 94619
Caption: Real-Lie comix presents Scenes From SXSW Interactive. What's happening at one of the nation's biggest tech conferences? There are herds of spider goats out there. Al Gore spawns new meme, coming soon to an internet near you. Competing for the most eye-catching ride is fierce. Game of Thrones pedicab. An App-Mobile. Journalists lured into sales pitch areas with free food and wine. Our app will. And it connects to Facebook. Sharable. When is that damned meatball tray coming around again? Interacting at interactive.
     
13. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-12-17 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-12-18 Pub. Date: 2012-12-17
Image Number: 91398
Caption: Respect for the Deadly. Assault weapons legalized. Sale. NRA partnering with Alec to write gun laws. Punishing candidates who vote for gun regulation. Selective interpretation of 2nd amendment. A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state. Opposition to health care reform that might help mentally ill get treatment. Deth Panels. Mass shooting. Shane on anyone who politicizes this!
     
14. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-27 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-27 Pub. Date: 2012-11-27
Image Number: 90518
Caption: Some Wal-mart workers went on strike on Black Friday, but few Americans seemed to care. Outta my way! Fair pay. Popcorn makers are 30% off! What if shoppers had the same sense of urgency about inequality? You make how little per hour? What can I do to help you right now? And when workers went on strike, customers stayed home? There were zero purchases made today in the nation's Wal-marts! Sale. Quit daydreaming and sweep the floor! We just had 10,000 people through here! Yes, sir. Poof!
     
15. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-01 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 86594
Caption: Slowpoke. What's wrong, Mr. P? I can't decide which I identify with: The nostalgic, timeless aura of Coke, or the energetic, youth-oriented themes of Pepsi. Santa Clause or Beyonce? That is the question. You could go the spiritual route with this tea. It promises "the enlightenment of a thousand tea-betan monks." I'm afraid I prefer my beverages dharma-free. Buddha Brand Tea. Now sox more Zen! From the makers of Sno-Koans. Surely there must be SOME marketing niche you fall into. I am simply too complex to be pigeonholed. Manly Man Fancy pear halves. Rowdy Lesbian brand cupcakes. Upwardly Mobile mustard. Sale Items. Er ... On second thought, I stand corrected. Repressed Suit-Wearing Pointy-Headed Man Cheese.
     
16. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-04-16 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-04-16 Pub. Date: 2011-04-16
Image Number: 89292
Caption: Slowpoke. Code Dependent. QR codes are everywhere these days, yet for people without Smartphones, they can seem like a secret handshake. Sigh. SALE! Scan with your phone for coupon. Café Pompous. Today's Special. Sigh. Sigh. Eventually. OKAY! OKAY! I'LL BUY A (cursing symbols) SMARTPHONE! ARGH! 5G Suavephones. Ready to buy? Scan here with your current phone!
     
17. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-01-01 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-01-01 Pub. Date: 2011-01-01
Image Number: 86645
Caption: Slowpoke. GOP Presidential hopeful Ron Paul recently offered his idea for helping those without health insurance. Neighbors and friends and churches will do it for us! Yes, there's nothing a church bake sale can't fix! Our Lady of Infinite Confection Church of God. "The Lord works in delectable ways." Why do we need a national health care plan when our neighbors can simply pitch in? I came to this city for my job, and then got laid off. Now my community is the cast of "Boardwalk Empire." I wonder if they'll chip in for my surgery. It's life as it should be: Survival of those with the most Facebook friends! Hey everyone, please contribute to my new Kickstarter project, "Dave's bone marrow transplant." If you cough up $1000 for my hip replacement! WARNING: May lead to mutually-assured destitution.
     
18. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-07-11 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-07-11 Pub. Date: 2010-07-11
Image Number: 90127
Caption: Slowpoke. Unemployment Solved! Senate Candidate Sharron Angle (R-NV) says unemployment benefits are spoiling workers. Economic Advice. 5 cents. They should just go out and get entry-level jobs! DUH! The Fruit Loop is in. Never mind that there are currently five job seekers for every opening. The obvious solution? Hire five workers for each position. May we take your order? $1.45/hr each. Of course, they'll only have 1/5 the purchasing power of a whole employee ... But they'll get by! Fractional TV Sale! SO-SO BUY. Your affordable partial-product superstore. Free 1/5 remote with purchase. And the idea will spread ... Here in Greece, we have ZERO unemployment! Welcome to the Acropolis! I'm Demetri, your tour guide!
     
19. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-04-13 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-04-13 Pub. Date: 2009-04-13
Image Number: 91011
Caption: Slowpoke. Small Business Meets The Virtual Vortex. In the beginning, you did your work, and it was good. 4-course meals on a stick. A dozen by noon? You got it. Then you needed a website. Ta-da! 4-course-meals-on-a-stick.com. But that wasn't enough. You needed a blog. This week I'm offering two meals on a stick for the price of one! PUBLISH! Blogger. Next, you needed to join social networking sites to point people to your blog. New blog post about my big sale! http://tinyurl.com/ctd9dq. Then - how to find new friends to follow your social networking feeds? Join UBERFRIENDER, of course! Add uberfriend? Yes. No. With web 2.0 getting so crowded, a new site allows you to post "PLORKS" linking only to your most important updates. Don't miss my tweet from 11:27 today! Plorker. Eventually ... Wait a minute ... I forget what I do for a living!! Meanwhile, in a spacecraft hovering above Earth: HA HA! The humans will soon cease all productive activity and then we can invade!
     
20. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-12-22 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-12-22 Pub. Date: 2008-12-22
Image Number: 91001
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2008. Leather Queen. Imagine her … In leather socks. Bed Bath & BEYOND The known universe. Sale on crockpots & event horizons. Can't spend much on Auntie Perkins' present this year. I hear there are some new stores catering to the cash-strapped. Tiny Tyme Microgifts. "Let's get small." Xmas Nanobaskets are here! Only $4.99. May I help you? It's filled with cheese specks and Lilliputian salami! Slightly Obsolete Overstock. Wood Console TV's. Long-lasting vacuum tube! $15. Windows ME. $5. What great bargains! ... Sort of. Hmm, how about this? Meltdown Memories. Give the gift of TOXIC ASSETS. The perfect souvenir of the economic crisis of '08! Mortgage-backed security. Once worth thousands - now 49 cents!
     
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