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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

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1. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-10-08 seat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-10-08 Pub. Date: 2018-10-08
Image Number: 174456
Caption: Supreme Court Silver Lining. Mandatory Birthing Center. Well, at lease we didn't ruin a man's life over a sexual assault allegation. Sure, there's no EPA anymore. At least we didn't let serial perjury stop such a reasonable man. So I've lost my health insurance. At least we didn't let a rage-filled diatribe derail a qualified nominee. Hospital bill $170,000. Yeah, I'm facing felony charges over peaceful protest. But at least we didn't let the objections of thousands of law professors hinder his confirmation.
     
2. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-10-01 seat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-10-01 Pub. Date: 2018-10-01
Image Number: 174346
Caption: High School Slang with Brett Kavanaugh. Judge Kavanaugh, what does boof mean? Flatulence, of course. And Beach Week Ralph Club? I get sick from spicy food. Let's try a few more. What a woman's rack? It's the shelf where she keep her spelling bee trophies. A nice rack should be respected! Hmmm, I see. How about blowjob? It's when you and a girl blow the little fluffy things off dandelions together. I like blowjobs! Don't you? Uh ... wasted? Time not spend in church on Sunday. Gang bang? A group belch. Teenage boys do it. Sorry, this sounds like B.S. I'm afraid I don't know that term.
     
3. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-09-17 seat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-09-17 Pub. Date: 2018-09-17
Image Number: 174146
Caption: Kavanaugh's Oath. I, Brett Kavanaugh, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend arrogant elite manboys against accusations of sexual assault while they were totally wasted … that I will bear true faith and allegiance to my party … that I take this obligation without any reservations about lying under oath ... and that I will discharge the duties of protecting outlandishly powerful moneyed interests. So help me god. Welcome to your lifetime appointment!
     
4. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-09-10 seat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-09-10 Pub. Date: 2018-09-10
Image Number: 174053
Caption: Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh becomes momentarily possessed by the spirit of honesty. I cannot answer that question as I must remain impartia - urk! Oh, who am I kidding? These hearing are a farce! I'm obviously a partisan hack! I received stolen democratic emails and lied about them under oath! Hell, I was a Vince Foster conspiracy theorist back in the day! I'm O.G., baby! Roe is toast. I just called birth control o form of abortion, for god's sake! You are even debating my views on this? Ha! Suckas! And hell yeah, I'm gonna end democracy as you know it. More dark money, more voter suppression ... and all hail the invincible Trump! And then the spell is over. Wait - Where was I? Oh yes, I can't insert myself into politics!
     
5. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-09-03 seat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-09-03 Pub. Date: 2018-09-03
Image Number: 173951
Caption: What are they thinking? The GOP stole a Supreme Court seat, the Prez is under investigation, and SCOTUS nominee Kavanaugh wants to expand executive power. Yet half of Senate Dems are undecided about him. We don't want to rush to judgment about an illegitimate authoritarian sympathizer. Yes, everything the party has fought for since FDR will be ruined. But the Beltway media will respect us! Look, digging ourselves into very deep holes is what we do. By showing how bipartisan we are, we may not be thrown in prison when democracy dies! I'm tired. Let's just get this world-ending thing over with as quickly as possible.
     
6. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-07-16 seat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-07-16 Pub. Date: 2018-07-16
Image Number: 173060
Caption: Pros & Cons of the New Supreme Court. Con: Roe v. Wade doomed. Pro: No gauntlet of anti-choice harassers on way to underground abortion clinic. I may die, but at least it's quiet! Knock knock. Con: Worker crushed. Pro: Some might finally realize the right is not their friend. Hmm ... it's almost like they don't want me to make more money ... Con: EPA gutted. Pro: Freedom to die from pollution like a real man. Woo! No more nanny sta - Koff! Whump! MAGA. Con: Will uphold white supremacy for generations. Pro: New civil rights heroes to fight the battles of the '50s and '60s all over again. I have a dream ... that this is the last @#*! time we have to do this!
     
7. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-11-27 seat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-11-27 Pub. Date: 2017-11-27
Image Number: 165663
Caption: Trump is … Forever? President come and go, but they pick judges for lifetime appointments - and Trump is picking them in his image. 2009 - 2017: Republicans block Obama from appointing federal judges. Vacant. They also refuse to vote on his supreme court nominee. Ha-ha! 2017: An ultra-right extremist gets the stolen supreme court seat. R's quickly start filling over 100 openings on the federal bench. Under discussion: Adding more seats to stack the courts even further. And if another supreme court seat opens up: Eventually, political tides turn, YAY! Health care and breathable air! But he's still everywhere. No. No. No. No.
     
8. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-25 seat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-25 Pub. Date: 2015-03-25
Image Number: 124866
Caption: It was in the early '70s at a liberal arts college. I was a 21 year-old senior working long hours on a thesis project. At 11am on a Sunday morning, I went to get some lunch at the student union. I was exhausted and badly needed a bath. I set my bag down on a table and went up to order a Dr. Pepper and french fries. I went back to the table with my drink while the fries were cooking, and saw this guy, a transfer student, sitting there. Hey, I took a seat here. How you doin'? Though he had been on campus for only a semester, Carl already had a reputation as an arrogant jerk. My friends and I felt uneasy around him. (This is a long form cartoon. To see next panels, use "Image Number" box at left and enter 124876.)
     
9. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-09 seat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-09 Pub. Date: 2012-04-09
Image Number: 86653
Caption: COFFEE SHOP NO-NO'S AS WITNESSED BY THE CARTOONIST. Heating up the Stauffer's frozen entrée you purchased at the grocery next door. This thing sire is slow! RRRRR … Smoking an incredibly foul cigar in the outdoor seating area. What are you lookin' at? KOFF! KOFF! Tech no-nos. Videoconferencing in the middle of the cafe, especially without headphones. So I'll shoot you an email about the Butler account tomorrow. Sounds good, Barb! And worst of all, watching Susan Boyle videos with the volume turned way up ... I dreamed a dream ...
     
10. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-03-02 seat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-03-02 Pub. Date: 2009-03-02
Image Number: 91006
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. Perkins vs. The Recession. Dear Diary, As you know, I was laid off from the comic strip last week. The hunt for a new job is not going well. First I tried trolling for prawns on a fishing vessel. Pay was on a per-prawn basis. All I caught was a soggy old soft-cushioned toilet seat. But it didn't matter. In the afternoon, the prawn market crashed and I was laid off. Next I took a position assisting with pug insemination. But the stud services company had invested with Bernie Madoff. I was laid off. In an act of desperation, I tried out for a bit part in Beetle Bailey. Miss Buxley! I've got a package for the General! But the whole strip got outsourced to a sixteen year-old in Korea. The next day ... Slowpoke wants to hire me back at half my former pay and publish my diaries. Huzzah!
     
11. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-10-06 seat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-10-06 Pub. Date: 2008-10-06
Image Number: 91255
Caption: Slowpoke. Slowpoke at the DNC Part II. My seat at Mile High Stadium overlooked the makeshift TV studios. Even when I'm at an event in person, I can't get away from Wolf Blitzer. CNN. A speaker form Indiana named Barney Smith got the biggest laugh of the evening when he said: We need a President who puts Barney Smith before Smith Barney! Although, considering the amount of Wall Street money flowing into Obama's campaign in addition to small donors, I wonder how this would play out in reality. During Obama's speech, the crowd was so quiet (between lines of thunderous applause) that I worried my camera's electronic beeping would ruin the moment for others. How to switch the sound off ... ? Aw, screw it! Bleep! Today it was revealed that McCain has picked Sarah Palin, and anti-choice woman, as his running mate. It's a classic Clarence Thomas-style maneuver by the GOP, which makes me think of Al Gore's line from last night. Some of the best marketers have the worst products.
     
12. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-08-18 seat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-08-18 Pub. Date: 2008-08-18
Image Number: 91249
Caption: Slowpoke. NOISE WAR. It started with the cell phone dipwads. YEA, I'M HAVING MY INVERTED NIPPLE EXTRUDED TODAY! Noise-cancelling headphones ensued. Blah blah blah blah. HA! But in this age of advanced ringtones, 4-wheelers, and fat tailpipes, it's only a matter of time before we see ... Mini personal leaf blowers to clear crumbs off of public seats! A Plexiglas bubble must be added to the anti-noise ensemble. Parents can no linger hear their wee ones above the din, so they use BABY AMPLIFIERS. I think she's crying WAAA. People resort to full-body suits made of sound-dampening eggshell foam, on top of everything else. Ah, peace and quiet! I can't move.
     
13. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 seat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 86607
Caption: Slowpoke. Perhaps you've seen this email that's been floating around the internet. To all the kids who survived the 1930s-70s: We slept in cribs covered in lead paint … We rode our bikes without helmets … We rode in cars without seat belts, booster seats, or airbags ... Yet these generations produced some of the greatest risk-takers and inventors ever! If you are one of them, CONGRATULATIONS! Share this with others who grew up before the LAWYERS and GOVERNMENT regulated so much of our lives. YEAH! Kids today are sissies! We at Slowpoke would like to add these examples. As a kid, my grandma worked 23 hour days in the knicker factory and slept in a bed made of dung. I'm sure she would have HATED the way the guv'mint tells us what to do now! I've had four kids thrown from a moving vehicle! I've had five! Damn, you win! If there were no speed limit, I'da had six by now! We only give Timmy lead-painted toys from China. They build character. He just loves to suck on his truck. Wal-Mart.
     
14. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 seat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86617
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, hungry Americans! Do you find that steakhouses like these aren't quite meeting your renegade eating needs? Then check out these NEW ADVENTURES IN THEME DINING! Aussie Steak Hut. Blazing Cattles Bar & Grill. Attila's Meat Pit. No waiting to be seated - you must CONQUER your table by slaying animatronic monks! The booth of Naissus is MINE! HA! Today's Specials. Blood of Bledo $11. Flesh of the Ostrogoths. Apocalypse Cow. Fine dining in a post-nuclear atmosphere. Customers chase down their own mutant bovine and roast them over burning oil wells. Look! There's some! The Beef Lobby Lounge. Meat free from the shackles of government inspection. A real walk on the wild side! Mmm ... Mad cow prions make all the difference. This E. Coli-splattered steak is NOT for sissies! Food Guide Pyramid. Beef.
     
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