Allies of Evil. You'd think a place known as the Great White North would be safe from attacks by Trump. But no. Justin - so dishonest and weak. Also, gravy on fries: Wrong. His supporters quickly fall into line. I hear they have moose-lems up there! Welcome to the New World Order. Enemies. Pre-Trump ally. Free elections. Human rights. Allies. Pre-Trump adversary. Authoritarian tough guy. Kill reporters and dissidents. So how should Canada mend fences? We have nice girls to visit your room, yes? They just consumed six-pack of Molson. Bladder very full. Maybe you build big hotel in Ottawa someday?