Allies of Evil. You'd think a place known as the Great White North would be safe from attacks by Trump. But no. Justin - so dishonest and weak. Also, gravy on fries: Wrong. His supporters quickly fall into line. I hear they have moose-lems up there! Welcome to the New World Order. Enemies. Pre-Trump ally. Free elections. Human rights. Allies. Pre-Trump adversary. Authoritarian tough guy. Kill reporters and dissidents. So how should Canada mend fences? We have nice girls to visit your room, yes? They just consumed six-pack of Molson. Bladder very full. Maybe you build big hotel in Ottawa someday?
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Slowpoke. Decade of Doom. Sometime in 1999. Oh yeah, you should totally see "The Blair Witch Project." Oasis. Hark! I am here to warn you about the future! The World Trade Center will soon be destroyed by airplanes. The '00s are coming! Endless war will ensue and the economy will collapse! Circuit City and Linens-N-Things stores will no longer exist! A beauty queen from Alaska will come close to running the world! People will spend their days doing something called Tweeting! The '00s are coming! But we WILL elect a black President ... Who is that guy? Just some whackjob! Oasis.