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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

Published 2004-01-01 (Image 92666)

Slowpoke. Inspired by the patenting of the human genome, other companies follow suit. Ladies and gentlemen of the board, Im pleased to announce that weve successfully won the rights to SNOW! GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries. Snow TM. Pat. No. 54738419163. Or, as it will also be known, the Globoplundimaxx Flake! "Yes, with our climate manipulation technology we now OWN the white Christmas! If people want a magical holiday, theyll have to go through us!"  (Sigh) I wish our mommy and daddy could afford snow. Wheee! This is the best Christmas EVER! "Well sublicense to other nations who can form a cartel to keep prices high!" Oh behalf of all ze ski resorts in ze Alps, please bring ze cost down! Your pleading annoys me. I raise the price to $60 per kilogram! Finland. Sweden. Canada. Russia. Yes, free from the shackles of the public sphere, snow TM can finally bear fruit in the market, benefitting everyone! But our value creation doesnt end there - weve got a patent pending on the third dimension! Just think of the royalties! Depth TM. Pat. No. 81276341742. GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries.

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